you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via waakeme-up)
Skittles are good until around your 20th one when your teeth feel like they’re gonna fall out
(via waakeme-up)
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
(via withouthe-love)
stop-bitching-start-a-revolution:
Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
(via withouthe-love)
